The Loop NFL Picks: Week 10

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Ravens at Vikings (+4½)
The Vikings pulled off a shocking upset last Sunday in Detroit and rekindled the playoff dreams of the Purple Nation. That newfound bliss will last until midafternoon Sunday, after Minnesota fans endure three hours watching Lamar Jackson running through their defense.
Pick: Ravens by 11
Cardinals at Seahawks (-6½)
Former Vice President Dick Cheney died late Monday at the age of 84. Despite his long, storied career in public life, he might be best remembered for two debacles: Urging the U.S. to invade Iraq, and recommending that the Vikings move on from Sam Darnold.
Pick: Seahawks by 7
Patriots at Buccaneers (-2½)
Former Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady raised eyebrows by revealing that his new dog Junie is a clone of his beloved late pet Luna. The process proved to be such a success that TB 12 is making plans to clone Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynahan.
Pick: Buccaneers by 3
Browns at Jets (-2½)
Aaron Glenn’s Jets are back from bye and trying to salvage their 1-7 season. But he got some good news in that he received a full and unconditional pardon from Donald Trump despite the fact the president claims he never heard of Glenn.
Pick: Browns by 3
Falcons vs. Colts (-5½)
President Trump caused a stir this week by endorsing former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo in his failed race to become New York City’s next mayor. Trump later went on to endorse Kirk Cousins as Atlanta’s Quarterback of the Future.
Pick: Colts by 7
Eagles at Packers (-2½)
Former supermodel Heidi Klum caused a stir with her grotesque Halloween costume of the mythological creature Medusa. It was clearly the ugliest, most shocking outfit of the week, at least until the Packers broke out their 1920s throwback uniforms.
Pick: Packers by 3
Giants at Bears (-3½)
Chicago made the Bengals and their fans “sick” in Week 9 after rallying in the final minute to outscore Joe Flacco and Cincinnati. The illness might have been because of profound disappointment, though it’s more likely because of exposure to Skyline Chili.
Pick: Bears by 7
Lions at Commanders (+8½)
The Lions seek revenge for their stunning playoff loss to Washington 10 months ago. Coach Dan Quinn learned his lesson from Jayden Daniels’ garbage time elbow injury and vows to pull backup QB Marcus Mariota the moment the game gets out of hand … in the second quarter.
Pick: Lions by 27
Jaguars at Texans (-1½)
Cam Little made history last Sunday by hitting an NFL-record 68-yard field goal at the end of the first half. It will likely wind up being the second greatest moment of Little’s life, trailing only the moment he eventually leaves Jacksonville.
Pick: Texans by 3
Bills at Dolphins (+8½)
Miami general manager Chris Grier is parting ways with the embattled franchise. But coach Mike McDaniel and quarterback Tua Tagovailoa get to keep their jobs because owner Stephen Ross considers them vital parts of the Dolphins’ strategy to earn the No. 1 draft pick.
Pick: Bills by 14
OTHER GAMES
Steelers at Chargers (-3½)
Pick: Chargers by 7
Saints at Panthers (-5½)
Pick: Panthers by 7
Rams at 49ers (+3½)
Pick: Rams by 7
BYE WEEK
Bengals, Cowboys, Chiefs, Titans
RECORD
Week 9
9-5 straight up
8-6 vs. spread
Season
84-50-1 straight up (.627)
71-64 vs. spread (.526)
All-time (2003-25)
3903-2151-15 straight up (.645)
2982-2943-145 vs spread (.503)
You can hear Kevin Cusick on Thursdays on Bob Sansevere’s “BS Show” podcast on iTunes. You can follow Kevin on X– @theloopnow. He can be reached at kcusick@pioneerpress.com.

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